Thank You Very Much Thursday

The way it works is that you take out all your frustrations on people/things that peeved you off during the week and thank them in a very sarcastic way, for being who or what they are/doing what they did. I know everyone can use some free therapy, so go ahead and type yours out. Then link up with KMAMA and grab the button and get in on some free therapy.

This is my first time joining in but it's been one of those weeks so here we go!

DOG - I get it, your a Lab, which means it is in your DNA to hunt. However, it is not necessary for you to go all over the entire neighborhood and drag back every single item you find and scatter it all over my yard! Thank You Very Much for making my yard look like a landfill! I also do not understand why you feel the need to CLIMB on everything! YOU ARE A DOG!!! You are not an Orangutan dogs don't climb. So Thank You Very Much for being a freak of Nature and Climbing all over everything!

IMMUNE SYSTEM - I know that you are tired and worn out, I know you are having a rough time. Thank You Very Much, for letting this be the worst allergy attack I have had in 20 years( I know I'm Old) Thank You Very Much for letting my sneeze my head off, I can't even go out to the laundry room so Thank You Very Much , I now have an infection and more medicine so Thank You Very Much!!! I feel like crap! and there a tons of people coming in a week, have you seen the house? Again Thank You Very Much!

CHILDREN - Please see above, I'm sick and we have company coming so Thank You Very Much for your refusal to help clean up your messes I really appreciate all of your cooperation, I will be donating all of your toys to charity, so Thank You Very Much for being lazy and making someones day!

HOUSE CLEANING FAIRY, LAUNDRY FAIRY, GROCERY SHOPPING FAIRY - Thank You Very Much for your failure to show up! YOU ARE ALL FIRED!!!


Thank You Very Much for letting me get this off my chest, I feel much better now!